HEARTWARMINGLY HORRIFIC: TOP 5 SCARY TRAILERS FOR UN-SCARY MOVIES

Tired of all those heartwarming holiday classics? You’ve clicked on the right article.

Thanks to a popular phenomenon among film students, a movie no longer needs to be scary in order to beget a scary trailer. All it takes is a film-editing app and a twisted imagination to turn an ordinary classic into a user-generated YouTube nightmare.

#4: “THE LION KING RECUT”

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26-12-2011 3:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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‘PROMETHEUS’ TRAILER: IS IT SCARY? [POLL]

Fridays are FRIGHT DAYS here at FearSeeker.Net. Welcome to an all-new installment of . . .

IS IT SCARY

PROMETHEUS ONE-SHEET

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23-12-2011 2:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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THE ‘SCREAM 4′ TRAILER WE’VE BEEN SCREAMING FOR!

‘SCREAM 4′ is the so-old-it’s-new-again sequel to the original 1996 classic SCREAM.

Witness the new trailer!


19-10-2010 10:09 pm by Joshua Gee

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ANOTHER 28 “TIME-UNITS-TO-BE-DETERMINED” LATER!

For those who enjoy their zombies quick and British, amazing super-powered superdirector Danny Boyle is directing another sequel to his own 28 DAYS LATER, the stylish masterpiece that kickstarted the modern era of zombie cinema back in 2002.

This is according to BLOODYDISGUSTING.COM, at least.

One needn’t be entirely brain-damaged to enjoy the previous installment, 28 WEEKS LATER, but a better bet might be Mr. Boyle’s under-rated SUNSHINE if you’re looking for a scary sci-fi thriller to rent. And at this time of year, who isn’t seeking such a thing? Trailer below.



12-10-2010 7:57 pm by Joshua Gee

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HAS EVERYBODY SEEN THE NEW SPIELBERG/ABRAMS/AREA 51 TRAILER?

Playing before select screenings of IRON “MEH” 2 is a preview for the top-secret Area 51-related movie from Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams, he of CLOVERFIELD fame!

Watch below until the YouTube copyright cops attack, or No embed is officially available yet, so view the ginormous pristine HD version on Apple.com. Stay alert for possible subliminal, split-second images during the staticky moments. Just sayin’ is all.

SUPER 8 isn’t due in theaters until summer 2011.

Isn’t it funny how we wait so long for a summer movie to come out, and then the waiting game immediately begins anew, thanks to a killer trailer before the main event? It’s not “ha-ha” funny, of course, but more like tickle-torture funny.

11-05-2010 4:43 pm by Joshua Gee

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OH, NO! EVIL SCIENTISTS ANNOUNCE MIND-READING MACHINE!

First, the video game mind controller. Now this: A machine that identifies “memory traces” in your brain’s hypocampus.

Translation: “Yeek! It can read my mind!”

What next? Only SkyNet knows for sure.

On a not-entirely-unrelated note, Christopher Nolan’s big-budget INCEPTION is looking mighty fine. “Your Mind Is the Scene of the Crime.”

16-03-2010 12:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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