MAILBAG: “am i a vampire?”

DARTHADAM10 writes:

I am very pale and have sharp teeth but I am not affected by garlic but i do act like a vampire and my pals call me the class vampire am i a vampire?

No, you are not a vampire. Judging solely by the data provided, you are a next-gen super-nosferatu. How else to explain your extraordinary defenses against garlic? If there are others like you, I pray that your numbers are few, super-nosferatu.

08-03-2009 11:42 am by Joshua Gee

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