It’s the future. Everybody is a vampire. Everybody but you. What would you do?

The upcoming DAYBREAKERS provides a few suggestions (mostly involving crossbows).

Poster: Sci-fi vampires along sidewalks of New York City.

28-12-2009 1:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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Well, well, well . . . if it isn’t our old friend, The Kraken. At last, we meet again, Beast from the Deep!

Witness the “new & improved” CLASH OF THE TITANS. The 1981 version was rather OK, too.

16-12-2009 10:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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It’s true! PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is coming to a theater near you!

Of course, this post is about the new movie, and not lowercase “paranormal activity,” the eerie unexplained phenomena that give you goosebumps in the middle of the night.

The movie is an allegedly terrifying thrill ride in the shaky-camera, this-is-real tradition of CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, the NIN YEAR ZERO trailer (highly recommended), CLOVERFIELD, QUARANTINE, the TERMINATOR SALVATION trailer (considerably better than the movie itself), and glorious DISTRICT 9, savior of the summer multiplex.

If you happen to live in a major U.S. city, and if you happen to be old, then be sure to stand on line all day for a free advance screening of the R-rated pic on September 24.

18-09-2009 3:00 am by Joshua Gee

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Behold the first published pic from Mr. Tim Burton‘s upcoming ALICE IN WONDERLAND, a 3D live-action/stop-motion/CGI phantasmagoria.

Due in theaters March 19, 2010: Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter

Not to be confused with Mr. Marilyn Manson‘s upcoming PHANTASMAGORIA, also based on ALICE IN WONDERLAND.

Equally noteworthy & due in theaters whenever.

They both appear rather frightful and delightful. Which would YOU rather see?

23-06-2009 1:52 am by Joshua Gee

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Coming soon to an Xbox near you: Meet Milo. He’s highly intelligent and extremely British. He lives inside your TV set. He knows your name. In fact, for all we know, he’s probably reading this right now….

Not to be confused with . . .

Or does Milo = Skynet? You decide.

04-06-2009 10:17 am by Joshua Gee

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IGN has provided a helpful rundown of the tools of the trade at your disposal in the VERY eagerly awaited GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME, due in stores on June 16.

24-05-2009 11:30 am by Joshua Gee

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