GAME OVER, MAN: ‘MARIO GOES BERSERK’ [VIDEO]

I need to have my thumbs examined.

I swear I permanently whittled them as a child, back when I spent long, asthmatic afternoons tap-tap-tapping away on Nintendo’s video game controllers.

I mashed those buttons so hard, my thumbs turned fire-engine-red by the end of the weekend. This was partly out of necessity, because the controllers were less responsive then, and this was partly due to anger, because those early platform games were just so difficult.
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26-09-2012 3:13 pm by Joshua Gee

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GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE: TOP 5 SURPRISING FINDS

Welcome to the fourth and final day of your Ghoulish & Ghastly Gift Guide!

#1: MOVIES & TV
#2: VIDEO GAMES
#3: BOOKS
#4: SURPRISING FINDS

Additional reporting by Laura Bitten, Maggie Z, and Christopher Foulke.

PLUSH ZOMBIE SLIPPERS

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24-11-2011 6:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE: TOP 5 BOOK PICKS

Welcome to Day 3 of your Ghoulish & Ghastly Gift Guide!

#1: MOVIES & TV
#2: VIDEO GAMES
#3: BOOKS
#4: SURPRISING FINDS

Additional reporting by Laura Bitten, Maggie Z, and Christopher Foulke.

missperegrineshomeforpeculiarchildren

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23-11-2011 3:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE: TOP 5 VIDEO GAME PICKS

Welcome to Day 2 of your Ghoulish & Ghastly Gift Guide!

#1: MOVIES & TV
#2: VIDEO GAMES
#3: BOOKS
#4: SURPRISING FINDS

Additional reporting by Laura Bitten, Maggie Z, and Christopher Foulke.

DARK SOULS

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22-11-2011 3:00 am by Joshua Gee

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GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE: TOP 5 MOVIE & TV PICKS

Happy Holidays from FearSeeker.Net! Explore these recent releases for all of the fright fans on your gift list, or give a gift “From You, To You” to reward yourself for surviving another year.

#1: MOVIES & TV
#2: VIDEO GAMES
#3: BOOKS
#4: SURPRISING FINDS

Additional reporting by Laura Bitten, Maggie Z, and Christopher Foulke.

Nightmare Before Christmas 3D

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21-11-2011 12:01 am by Joshua Gee

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PITY THE LEGO CRAWLER TOWN, ABSORB ITS PAIN.

Behold titanic LEGO Crawler Town!

Listen to the clicking agony of its thighs!

Mighty, too, are the plastic townsfolk who march in lockstep to the thrum-thrum-thrum. The very ground shifts forever beneath their five-millimeter feet. . . .


Lego Crawler Town was built by Dave DeGobbi.

Lego Crawler Town was built by Dave DeGobbi.

“GET OFF MY BACK!” bewails the hardworking LEGO titan unto the world, like the globe-toting Atlas of ancient lore.

The world doth not listen. For the bustling microcosm responds not like people, but like a ton of bricks. Fake plastic blockheads all, and no nobler for it.

Only from beneath can the truth appear clear. Purity lies below.

23-02-2010 12:33 am by Joshua Gee

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