CANNED UNICORN MEAT: GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE, DAY 4!

DAY 4: CANNED UNICORN MEAT

Have you ever had one of those moments when you can’t stop craving a cheeseburger after seeing an ad for cheeseburgers? Well, that’s kind of what happened to me ever since unicorns appeared in the headlines last week.

According to the historically unreliable Korean Central State News Agency, archaeologists in North Korea claimed to discover an ancient unicorn’s lair. Never mind whether or not this claim was entirely true. Ever since then, I’ve had a hankering for the velvety horse with a heart of gold, and a horn that reportedly tastes of almonds.

The perfect gag gift (it will literally make you gag if you actually try to eat it), canned unicorn meat includes several hand-severed slabs plus a helpful guide to the choicest cuts of the carcass. It’s on sale now for only US $6.49 at ThinkGeek.

CANNED UNICORN MEAT

CHOICE UNICORN CUTS

Want to create an extra-ghastly ThinkGeek gift basket for your favorite foodie? Combine the above with Body Part Lollipops, Evil “Misfortune” Cookies, Chocolate Zombie Bunny, and Ghost Pepper Super Hot Candy Balls.

Come back tomorrow for the final day of the GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE.
For more about this guide, visit DAY 1.

07-12-2012 12:08 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (3)

3 Responses to “CANNED UNICORN MEAT: GHOULISH & GHASTLY GIFT GUIDE, DAY 4!”

  1. the misfortune coookies! one of them says “you will die alone poorly dressed” haha

  2. *looks at the diagram* Superglue? Well, I guess that’s how you hold it all together.

  3. Unicorn lair?

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