GAME OVER, MAN: ‘MARIO GOES BERSERK’ [VIDEO]

I need to have my thumbs examined.

I swear I permanently whittled them as a child, back when I spent long, asthmatic afternoons tap-tap-tapping away on Nintendo’s video game controllers.

I mashed those buttons so hard, my thumbs turned fire-engine-red by the end of the weekend. This was partly out of necessity, because the controllers were less responsive then, and this was partly due to anger, because those early platform games were just so difficult.

My point is: I don’t blame Mario for going berserk….

26-09-2012 3:13 pm by Joshua Gee

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38 Responses to “GAME OVER, MAN: ‘MARIO GOES BERSERK’ [VIDEO]”

  1. I got five pages in Slender today. I feel accomplished.
    *had turned off the sound because the drums were two or three seconds apart and started freaking me out because I think that means he’s closer* :)

  2. I say, even doing it at all is a screw up. You can’t just add to a classic series out of nowhere. Although it did work with Tron… I still don’t like the idea, though. It’s supposed to be an entirely new TRILOGY about Anakin as a kid. It sounds interesting, but I’m not sure it’s a good idea to actually DO it…

  3. I thought you were. I’m hoping they wont screw it up…

  4. I am Creeps, by the way, I’m changing my username…
    They’re making a Star Wars movie for 2015? Please don’t kill good movies, just don’t.

  5. Lucasfilm sounds familiar… What movies did they do?

  6. Lucasfilm has been sold to Disney, and they plan on making a new trilogy. I’m not sure how to feel about this…

  7. No, unfortunately. It looks fun, but I don’t know where to get it, so.

  8. All I did was give them bones. Do you play Skyrim?

  9. Really? How do you do that? My brother mentioned something about giving them more bones (I don’t wanna try that, skeletons hate me…)

  10. Really? How’d you get it to work? My brother mentioned something about giving the dogs more bones

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