WELL-ARMORED SEA CREATURE INTRODUCES SELF TO MEDIA, SCIENTISTS.

FoxNews reports a “terrifying sea critter hauled from ocean depths.”

The ocean depths beg to differ. Deep Sea News describes many errors in the Fox News report.

Surely, we all agree on one key point: Something icky scampered its way out of the ocean — and into our hearts.

 

Hello, World!

Hello, World!

 

05-04-2010 12:50 pm by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (20)

20 Responses to “WELL-ARMORED SEA CREATURE INTRODUCES SELF TO MEDIA, SCIENTISTS.”

  1. i looks so cute! and 4 all u annoying asses, just dont post anything! its easy.

  2. Mhm.

  3. Cool. Sounds interesting.

  4. It looks really cute. I’m sorry. I find any animal cute. Oh click on my name. I just found this article on Yahoo news. Looks like prehistoric creatures are trying to make a comeback.

  5. Man, that does look like some prehistoric bug that some how survive.

  6. Looks like one of the parasites from that cloverfield whale monster picture

  7. -_-*
    That must have been what my cousin felt too. SRY, I was kind of tired for some reason at the time. 6.9-7.2? I told you something about a bad earthquake, maybe it’s getting closer. :P

  8. -_-*
    That must have been what my cousin felt too. SRY, I was kind of tired for some reason at the time. 6.9-7.2? I told you something about a bad earthquake, maybe it’s getting closer. :P

  9. I’m fucking bored, man. And I’ve barely bitched about noobs lately.

  10. And yes, I did feel it, the aftershocks at least, it was like a minute long, but very gentle, it made the light fixture swing like crazy though.

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