WEIRD SCIENCE

OH, NO! EVIL SCIENTISTS ANNOUNCE MIND-READING MACHINE!

First, the video game mind controller. Now this: A machine that identifies “memory traces” in your brain’s hypocampus.

Translation: “Yeek! It can read my mind!”

What next? Only SkyNet knows for sure.

On a not-entirely-unrelated note, Christopher Nolan’s big-budget INCEPTION is looking mighty fine. “Your Mind Is the Scene of the Crime.”

16-03-2010 12:00 pm by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (7)

7 Responses to “OH, NO! EVIL SCIENTISTS ANNOUNCE MIND-READING MACHINE!”

  1. India, On March 20th, 2010 at 11:10 am Said:

    My point exactly, Chris.

  2. Creeps lover, On March 17th, 2010 at 9:01 pm Said:

    Oh. Where do you guys get this stuff? Or did you get it from the link.
    It’s the link, right?

  3. Freakazoid, On March 17th, 2010 at 5:50 pm Said:

    You idiots, you have to get hooked up to it, much like a lie detector, and it doesn’t really *read* your mind, it reads which parts of your mind are active and pull slightly undecipherable images from it. One time, they tested it on a scientist thinking of the word “testing” and the machine showed the word “testing”.

  4. Creeps lover, On March 17th, 2010 at 2:56 pm Said:

    I would use it around my friends. According to the look Acey gave me once, I’m not sure if they think I’m weird or no.

  5. India, On March 17th, 2010 at 7:19 am Said:

    *frowns* I personally wouldn’t use it. I want to keep my thoughts to myself.

  6. DJ Loomis, On March 16th, 2010 at 4:50 pm Said:

    Really? I didn’t like the look of Inception.

  7. Creeps lover, On March 16th, 2010 at 3:17 pm Said:

    That sounds interesting. Maybe a teleporter next! :D

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