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PITY THE LEGO CRAWLER TOWN, ABSORB ITS PAIN.

Behold titanic LEGO Crawler Town!

Listen to the clicking agony of its thighs!

Mighty, too, are the plastic townsfolk who march in lockstep to the thrum-thrum-thrum. The very ground shifts forever beneath their five-millimeter feet. . . .


Lego Crawler Town was built by Dave DeGobbi.

Lego Crawler Town was built by Dave DeGobbi.

“GET OFF MY BACK!” bewails the hardworking LEGO titan unto the world, like the globe-toting Atlas of ancient lore.

The world doth not listen. For the bustling microcosm responds not like people, but like a ton of bricks. Fake plastic blockheads all, and no nobler for it.

Only from beneath can the truth appear clear. Purity lies below.

23-02-2010 12:33 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (12)

12 Responses to “PITY THE LEGO CRAWLER TOWN, ABSORB ITS PAIN.”

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  1. Christian Kroeger, On November 19th, 2010 at 10:17 pm Said:

    Awsome megablocks are cool too ps. he should let hurcules the demegod hold them a bit (% ha ha ha

  2. India, On April 23rd, 2010 at 11:25 am Said:

    Wow.

  3. DJ Loomis, On March 5th, 2010 at 5:45 pm Said:

    Why thank you, Mr. Gee.

  4. Joshua Gee, On March 5th, 2010 at 1:23 am Said:

    DJ: well-played, Sir.

    http://twitter.com/joshuagee/status/10012369969

  5. DJ Loomis, On February 25th, 2010 at 8:03 pm Said:

    There might have been a hidden social commentary in there.

  6. Creeps lover, On February 25th, 2010 at 7:35 pm Said:

    XD You get so serious when this kind of stuff pops up, don’t you?

  7. DJ Loomis, On February 25th, 2010 at 5:44 pm Said:

    The aching hearts of the masses serves only to spur the hate and abuse of this poor animal. It may be the last of its species, or more likely, the only of its kind ever. And the Lego’s neglect and mistreatment of it will once more drive another species off the face of the Earth.

  8. India, On February 25th, 2010 at 9:19 am Said:

    Poor thing.

  9. Creeps Lover, On February 23rd, 2010 at 8:54 pm Said:

    Haha. That sounded funny.
    They know their bounds, they’re just really far. Poor lego titan.

  10. DJ Loomis, On February 23rd, 2010 at 5:42 pm Said:

    Oh, how my heart weeps for this piteous creature. Must the venomous wrath of the Lego people know no bounds?

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