Behold titanic LEGO Crawler Town!

Listen to the clicking agony of its thighs!

Mighty, too, are the plastic townsfolk who march in lockstep to the thrum-thrum-thrum. The very ground shifts forever beneath their five-millimeter feet. . . .

Lego Crawler Town was built by Dave DeGobbi.

“GET OFF MY BACK!” bewails the hardworking LEGO titan unto the world, like the globe-toting Atlas of ancient lore.

The world doth not listen. For the bustling microcosm responds not like people, but like a ton of bricks. Fake plastic blockheads all, and no nobler for it.

Only from beneath can the truth appear clear. Purity lies below.

23-02-2010 12:33 am by Joshua Gee

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[UPDATE] In my call-to-action at the bottom of this article, I am referring only to the hundreds of files released by the British National Archives. That is to say, if you find anything good HERE, then by all means, post about it below. Sorry for any confusion, Alien Seekers! – J.G.

[ORIGINAL_POST] Not to be outdone by this week’s release of ALIENS VS PREDATOR (x360/PS3), the British National Archives just declassified its fifth collection of government files about UFO sightings. Call it the latest installment of “Aliens Vs Humans.”

Like the previous collections, there is much to be ooh-ed and aah-ed at here, especially if you are a fan of hastily drawn primary evidence from alleged UFO witnesses or official-looking letters with tantalizingly blacked-out details.

Eyes to the skies files, people. If you find anything good, post about it below.

19-02-2010 1:21 pm by Joshua Gee

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‘Tis better to try and fail than to never try at all. On a related note, ’tis better to laugh at these epic fails than to flee screaming in fear. Courtesy of the endlessly entertaining FAILBLOG.

#5 UFO FAIL

#4 VAMPIRE FAIL (or VAMPIRE PREVENTION WIN, technically speaking)

#3 GRAVEYARD NEWSFLASH FAIL

#2 PLAYGROUND GALLOWS FAIL

#1 BABY LAUGH-A-LOT FAIL

09-02-2010 10:18 am by Joshua Gee

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You did what? You ate the Plain White Ts? You mean, the band behind “Hey There Delilah”? How very thoughtful of you, Cthulhu! You shouldn’t have gone to so much trouble.

In return, I shall serenade you with a melodious embed.

Hey! Get your tentacles off my brain! There are people watching….

08-02-2010 9:00 am by Joshua Gee

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Hulu claims New Hope, New Jersey, is America’s Most Haunted Town. This does not seem entirely certain, based on the evidence provided.

Fun viewing, though, and FREE.

Some say Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, is actually America’s Most Haunted Town, because so many died on the battlefield there.

But Loyd “Professor Paranormal” Auerbach, who was featured in ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA, always argues that ghosts appear wherever the living appear. That is to say, battlefields and cemeteries don’t necessarily make for the best haunts.

But every-day homes? Prime real estate for the post-corporeal crowd after dark.

What are some other seemingly ordinary towns that might qualify for the dubious honor of America’s Most Haunted?

03-02-2010 9:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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