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PALEOFUTURE: A LOOK AT FUTURES PAST.

Let us begin the new year with a bold glance into the Future, via the distant past.

“WHA-HUH?” you might ask.

Well, so glad you asked! Paleofuture.com is a look into the future that never was.

Sample prediction: In 1939, VOGUE predicted most men would be wearing antennaes and full beards by now.

07-01-2010 2:29 pm by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (125)

125 Responses to “PALEOFUTURE: A LOOK AT FUTURES PAST.”

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  1. Christian, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:34 am Said:

    The fuck you talking about nigga.

  2. Creeps lover, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:33 am Said:

    there are too many countries in Central America.

  3. DJ Loomis, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:27 am Said:

    I’m quick at picking up languages, but I don’t take any language classes.

  4. Christian, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:25 am Said:

    Thank god I am fluent in Spanish and therefore do not require learning it. French, however, I gotta start studying.

  5. DJ Loomis, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:24 am Said:

    I usually do well, but after consuming so much pot my grades went for a trip down Shit River.

  6. Creeps lover, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:23 am Said:

    I don’t study at all, that’s why I failed a map quiz early in the year for my full year spanish class.

  7. DJ Loomis, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:21 am Said:

    And I told my parents I have As.

  8. DJ Loomis, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:20 am Said:

    All of them are 226 questions. And I can’t study because of how lazy I am.

  9. Creeps lover, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:20 am Said:

    ace as much as you can. I survive with just bs on my tests!

  10. Christian, On January 9th, 2010 at 12:19 am Said:

    I kinda do. Not exactly ace, but I usually get As on tests and shit.

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