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WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.”

How alarming to discover the success of wicked, little Zhu Zhu Pets! Listed as one of the hottest toys this season on the Toy “R” Us 2009 Hot Holiday Toy List, these “adorable” little bots are completely sold out on toysrus.com.

Their ingenious mind-manipulation arsenal includes a hypnotic theme song and four distinct, “lovable” personalities.

If you spot a Zhu Zhu Pet in your neighborhood, DO NOT ENGAGE. Stand back and promptly alert the Department of the Defense.

21-12-2009 2:00 pm by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (205)

205 Responses to “WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.””

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  1. Creeps lover, On December 25th, 2009 at 6:05 pm Said:

    very funny. If you can get to everybody in a few hours, then I’m a zombie.
    not metaphorically, an actual zombie.

  2. Christian, On December 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm Said:

    Dead.
    I killed them all.

  3. Creeps lover, On December 25th, 2009 at 5:16 pm Said:

    oh. Figures.
    Where is everybody!?

  4. Christian, On December 25th, 2009 at 5:12 pm Said:

    Toy Soldiers Unite.

  5. Creeps lover, On December 25th, 2009 at 2:26 pm Said:

    who or what?

  6. Creeps lover, On December 25th, 2009 at 2:23 pm Said:

    who?

  7. Christian, On December 25th, 2009 at 2:16 pm Said:

    I’m talking to TSU.

  8. Creeps lover, On December 25th, 2009 at 2:11 pm Said:

    I’m drawing on my computer. Not intenet, though.
    I got one of those drawing pads that you can use on your computer, like the ones they use for animation.

  9. Christian, On December 25th, 2009 at 1:50 pm Said:

    Man, I am BORED.

  10. Creeps lover, On December 25th, 2009 at 10:43 am Said:

    I checked the TV guide, but that was yesterday, so I guess I can check again.

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