WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.”

How alarming to discover the success of wicked, little Zhu Zhu Pets! Listed as one of the hottest toys this season on the Toy “R” Us 2009 Hot Holiday Toy List, these “adorable” little bots are completely sold out on toysrus.com.

Their ingenious mind-manipulation arsenal includes a hypnotic theme song and four distinct, “lovable” personalities.

If you spot a Zhu Zhu Pet in your neighborhood, DO NOT ENGAGE. Stand back and promptly alert the Department of the Defense.

21-12-2009 2:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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205 Responses to “WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.””

  1. Aha, you look like I imagined you.

  2. I HATE ZHU ZHU PETS!! They are stupid.

  3. CLICK MY NAME!!! This is a video I made. It has ME in it, so in case you wanted to know what I look like, click my name.

  4. okay, laughing aside, That really is creepy. When me and my brothers saw it on TV, we thought nobody would buy them. Looks like we were wrong as usual.

  5. Oh my GOOOOOOD! That is soo funny! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying at that last paragraph!

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