WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.”

How alarming to discover the success of wicked, little Zhu Zhu Pets! Listed as one of the hottest toys this season on the Toy “R” Us 2009 Hot Holiday Toy List, these “adorable” little bots are completely sold out on toysrus.com.

Their ingenious mind-manipulation arsenal includes a hypnotic theme song and four distinct, “lovable” personalities.

If you spot a Zhu Zhu Pet in your neighborhood, DO NOT ENGAGE. Stand back and promptly alert the Department of the Defense.

21-12-2009 2:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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205 Responses to “WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.””

  1. The first episode was pretty funny, and Dean cracks a hell of a lot of jokes (plus he likes the same bands I do, drives my favorite car and is the older brother, all exactly like me, that makes him my favorite character) but there’s a lot of horror and gore in the series, it’s like a mini-horror movie each episode.

  2. It probably is. Everyone in my class had seen it the said it was more hilarious than scary. I want to see Supernatural to determine if what they said was true.

  3. I usually use me phone, I get where you’re coming from.

  4. Shit, *still. I always typo on my Grandma’s computer.

  5. That was referenced in an Edgar and Ellen book, the Viper. E&E is classic dark comedy, but not too dark for someone like you. My personal favorite dark comedies are Heathers and Shadow of the Vampire.
    Supernatural kicks paranormal ass, I never watched it when it first came on so it’s actually exciting for me to watch it now.
    And so what if I’m dead? I can dtill have a life (see: Pretty Freekin Scary).

  6. Yes it is. The first one I heard was when I was about 4. Mum told me the story called, “The Viper”. I loved it.
    *knock knock*
    “I am the Viper and I’ve come to vipe you vindows.”

  7. From the Scary Stories books? That one is my personal favorite, along with the one story where the dead guy is asking everybody what time it was and it turns out he died.
    The one I heard as a kid, the one with the boy who found the toe in the ground, still freaks me out. The endings made it worse.

  8. “The Ghost With the Bloody Finger” is a classic ghost story to tell around the campfire. Very funny.

  9. Actually, I killed them a while ago, I jsut pose as DJ from time to time.

  10. “Bloooooddddyyyy Fiiiiiiingeeeeeerrrr! I the ghost with with the blooooody fiiiiingeeeerrrr!”
    “Dude get a Band-Aid on!”
    LOL!

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