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WICKED ROBO-HAMSTERS INVADE TOYBOXES, BRAINS, “WITHOUT THE MESS.”

How alarming to discover the success of wicked, little Zhu Zhu Pets! Listed as one of the hottest toys this season on the Toy “R” Us 2009 Hot Holiday Toy List, these “adorable” little bots are completely sold out on toysrus.com.

Their ingenious mind-manipulation arsenal includes a hypnotic theme song and four distinct, “lovable” personalities.

If you spot a Zhu Zhu Pet in your neighborhood, DO NOT ENGAGE. Stand back and promptly alert the Department of the Defense.

Abtucted Guy, On October 23rd, 2011 at 6:29 pm Said:

aw crap my sister has FIVE of the little killers

im so gonna die
India, On January 8th, 2010 at 11:07 pm Said:

Oh no! Ha ha!
Creeps lover, On January 8th, 2010 at 9:14 pm Said:

or the hypnotic rays they call eyes.
India, On December 30th, 2009 at 4:40 pm Said:

Ha ha!
DJ Loomis, On December 28th, 2009 at 12:05 am Said:

It would on the CW, duuuh!
Christian, On December 27th, 2009 at 11:55 pm Said:

Must be the toxins in the fur.
I_believe, On December 27th, 2009 at 9:15 pm Said:

ahhh, I knew it. My little cousin has one, and when he plays with it he seems to go into a trance.
Creeps lover, On December 26th, 2009 at 9:41 pm Said:

It’d be on the CW?
Translate to English!?
DJ Loomis, On December 26th, 2009 at 9:37 pm Said:

It’d on the CW I don’t know when and it’s on the fiftth season right now.
Creeps lover, On December 26th, 2009 at 9:35 pm Said:

where do I see this show?

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