The most wonderful thing about this time of year? You’re never too old for toys. Not even you, Dracula. Here’s a fun and peculiar guide to making your own mechanical bat, one of many such guides at Ravensblight.com.
The most wonderful thing about this time of year? You’re never too old for toys. Not even you, Dracula. Here’s a fun and peculiar guide to making your own mechanical bat, one of many such guides at Ravensblight.com.

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Why am I insane?
What the fuck are you talking about? Seriously, you’re fucking insane. You need help.
Yeah, apparently OTHER people are more likely to see a change in someone’s personality. Shocking, isn’t it?
/sarcasm, just in case you tried to make it literal with one of your “funny” replies.
I see no difference in me.
No, you’re not. You changed. I changed. Even fucking Creeps changed.
Actually, I’m just the same.
God, you turned into such a wysiwyg.
God, you turned into such a faggot.
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OH. That kind of thing has a name. I was going to use that for my series. The vampires one.