ALEX from “chicago, the windy city” writes:
encyclopedia horrifica is my favorite book …. I would like to know more about my favorite author. My friends think you will never write back. some think im acting like alittle kid because im 13 and im writing to my favorite author.
Thank you for the kind words, Alex. Although I cannot always reply to messages as fast as I would like (especially since I hate form letters), I do read them all.
More about me: I spent an entire summer in Chicago in 1997 and I enjoyed it tremendously. Especially the wind!
Be sure to tell your friends they were incorrect, and then remind them two or three times after that.
a lot.
What did I miss now?!?!?
It is not evil, it’s doing the planet a service.
HAHA you have overcontrolling parents, mine would laugh if I did that.
Chris, I say I’m evil, I’m not THAT evil.
Bsides, I’d get grounded. That’s why I don’t listen to your suggestions.
Clean them then.
And when they’re sleeping, shove Q-Tips in their ears. Leave them there all night. Let them take the hint.
No, I will SERIOUSLY have nightmares. I don’t even know if he brought headphones anyway.
Hedphones means earbuds to my bros, and they shove it in their ear, and it’s all nasty and covered in wax when you take it out.
NOT. KIDDING.
I have a sinple little Nokia. So simple, it’s can’t possibly betray me.
Which is why I have a Rumor2!
No, I mean it, there was an entire study on Palm Pre and pretty much, Palm sees you.