ALEX from “chicago, the windy city” writes:
encyclopedia horrifica is my favorite book …. I would like to know more about my favorite author. My friends think you will never write back. some think im acting like alittle kid because im 13 and im writing to my favorite author.
Thank you for the kind words, Alex. Although I cannot always reply to messages as fast as I would like (especially since I hate form letters), I do read them all.
More about me: I spent an entire summer in Chicago in 1997 and I enjoyed it tremendously. Especially the wind!
Be sure to tell your friends they were incorrect, and then remind them two or three times after that.
I think forcing her to watch nothing but Uwe Boll films would be a much more fitting punishment.
CREEPS LOVER, if you offend my delicate ears one more time i will personally oversee your incarceration in a 24-hour theater playing nothing but the bad-cgi scenes in NEW MOON on a permanent loop. and no popcorn for you.
I was before you nigras, so SUCK IT.
You’re very kind, Mr.Gee. No other authors I know of are so kind to the readers… It’s very inspiring. I never thought you’d write back to my letter. I loved when you did.
I was born in New Orleans December 10 1997, so we’re almost the same age.
That’s scary. I was born in the chicago area, summer of 1997!
Chicago is windy? I couldn’t tell last saturday, when I was there. Then again, the crowd was so packed together that I could barely breathe.