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MAILBAG: “some think i’m acting like a little kid”

ALEX from “chicago, the windy city” writes:

encyclopedia horrifica is my favorite book …. I would like to know more about my favorite author. My friends think you will never write back. some think im acting like alittle kid because im 13 and im writing to my favorite author.

Thank you for the kind words, Alex. Although I cannot always reply to messages as fast as I would like (especially since I hate form letters), I do read them all.

More about me: I spent an entire summer in Chicago in 1997 and I enjoyed it tremendously. Especially the wind!

Be sure to tell your friends they were incorrect, and then remind them two or three times after that.

23-11-2009 1:04 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (166)

166 Responses to “MAILBAG: “some think i’m acting like a little kid””

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  1. Creeps lover, On December 19th, 2009 at 2:44 pm Said:

    I really don’t care. I like being one of the smarter people in this world. I say in this world because my school is stupid.
    I just learned that we’re not allowed to skip grades in my district school. I hate my life.

  2. Creeps lover, On December 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 pm Said:

    That’s just gross, man. Somehow, it’s attracting, that image.

  3. DJ Loomis, On December 3rd, 2009 at 7:22 pm Said:

    All hail footie pajamas. Woe betide you that you don’t get an Edgar and Ellen reference.
    Wow, Creeps. Amazing. Considering that I correct every single one of my teachers while publicly embarrassing them, following which I correct my parents when they give me a lecture and then find loopholes through which I can disobey all the rules, a real leap.

  4. Christian, On December 3rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm Said:

    I keel you

    WITH A BIG FUCKING KNIFE ENTERING YOUR EYE SOCKET SO MANY TIMES, I GET BLOODIED EYE ALL OVER MY FACE :3

  5. Creeps lover, On December 3rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm Said:

    I know.
    Hey, I asked my dad what my reading level was in preschool(the exact question was, ‘Was I scary smart in preschool?) he said that I was at a sixth or seventh grade level in preschool. They had me tested. He also said m teachers couldnlt keep up with me because I read more than they did.
    I remember that My report cards always say that I’m smarter than the state and school i’m in. Illinois.
    That wasn’t my mom talking. That was what my repost card said. Literally.
    aah, its boring to be on vacation when everybody’s at school.

  6. spock9, On November 27th, 2009 at 10:51 pm Said:

    Try one on. They feel really cool.

  7. Creeps lover, On November 27th, 2009 at 10:48 pm Said:

    Dj, you wear FOOTIES!?
    I own three pairs of the toe socks.

  8. spock9, On November 27th, 2009 at 10:43 pm Said:

    The socks feel AWESOME!!!! It feels weird at first, but then it feels awesome. And yes, that just sounded….creepy.

  9. Christian, On November 27th, 2009 at 10:40 pm Said:

    That’s just too far.

  10. DJ Loomis, On November 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm Said:

    Footie pajamas are awesome.

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