PANAMANIAN CAVE MONSTER: WHAT IS IT?

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Panamanian cave monster: What is it?

Panamanian cave monster: What is it?

Actually, the story behind the photo is somewhat tragic. According to Telemetro, several teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave in Panama. Fearing for their safety as it creeped closer and closer, the teenagers beat the mysterious cave monster with sticks. Before very long, its lifeless body plummeted into a pool of water, never to creep again.

(It only wanted to be their friend! Easy to relate, no?)

Some say it was a hairless sloth. What do you think?

17-09-2009 4:54 pm by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (49)

49 Responses to “PANAMANIAN CAVE MONSTER: WHAT IS IT?”

  1. i meant dead when i said dad

  2. totally not a hairless sloth, maby an alien or a early human that evolved wrong. either way, its dad now and is fishy food

  3. I Love this kind of stuff not everyone gets me! So it is nice to get to read about someone who is like me in a lot of ways!

    From your friend Jay Gordon!

  4. Sorry. I was at my grandma’s house AGAIN!!!! Dude, what the heck is that thing?!?!? OMG!!! I know what it is!!! It’s like an alien or a mutant. Did you know some people think that the Chupacabra is a genetic experience gone wrong.

  5. You would have been mauled too, by the way that teen was scared.

  6. aaaw poor thing wish i coulda been ther to help it

  7. See an actual spam bot on the Elm Street page.
    It’s just all links, and it’s easy to tell they set a medicine bot on the page.

  8. Yep.

  9. exactly.

  10. The hooks are impossible to see…

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