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LOOK OUT! ‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ COMING TO THEATERS!

It’s true! PARANORMAL ACTIVITY is coming to a theater near you!

Of course, this post is about the new movie, and not lowercase “paranormal activity,” the eerie unexplained phenomena that give you goosebumps in the middle of the night.

The movie is an allegedly terrifying thrill ride in the shaky-camera, this-is-real tradition of CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, the NIN YEAR ZERO trailer (highly recommended), CLOVERFIELD, QUARANTINE, the TERMINATOR SALVATION trailer (considerably better than the movie itself), and glorious DISTRICT 9, savior of the summer multiplex.

If you happen to live in a major U.S. city, and if you happen to be old, then be sure to stand on line all day for a free advance screening of the R-rated pic on September 24.


18-09-2009 3:00 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (32)

32 Responses to “LOOK OUT! ‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ COMING TO THEATERS!”

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  2. DJ Loomis, On October 28th, 2010 at 5:43 pm Said:

    The original was sub-par the sequel was far better, maybe just because I have a baby brother.

  3. Terresa Marchan, On October 23rd, 2010 at 11:11 am Said:

    I thought the original Paranormal Activity movie was great. The second one wasn’t that great. It was more shocking than anything.

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  9. DJ Loomis, On November 28th, 2009 at 8:06 pm Said:

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