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REAL MONSTER SIGHTING: ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF “MONTY”!

If you spot a robin redbreast, that’s the first sign of spring. Everybody knows that.

First sign of summer? Montauk Monster sightings!

Long-time readers might remember Monty’s ghastly debut last summer. Nearly one year later, the world still wonders, “MONTY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?”


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14-05-2009 12:00 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (21)

21 Responses to “REAL MONSTER SIGHTING: ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF “MONTY”!”

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  1. Henry, On July 15th, 2011 at 9:26 am Said:

    They say it was only a dead raccoon with a lower jaw missing.

  2. Izzy, On September 26th, 2010 at 3:37 pm Said:

    That thing must have smelled horrible.

  3. Garth Feliciano, On May 12th, 2010 at 11:14 am Said:

    ThanksHi, very useful info, I love how easy it is to surf, I will keep visiting for more.Thank you.

  4. DJ Loomis, On April 6th, 2010 at 9:34 pm Said:

    Their songs “Dammit” and “I Want to Fuck a Dog in the Ass” had me cracking up.

  5. Creeps lover, On April 6th, 2010 at 7:26 pm Said:

    What now?

  6. DJ Loomis, On April 6th, 2010 at 7:07 pm Said:

    I hate to say it, but blink-182 is kinda funny.

  7. Creeps lover, On April 6th, 2010 at 7:03 pm Said:

    *again
    And I meant the shift of the seasons to one another.

  8. Creeps lover, On April 6th, 2010 at 7:02 pm Said:

    Somewhere. How am I supposed to know? Besides, i’s newbie season agian-shift.

  9. DJ Loomis, On April 6th, 2010 at 5:08 pm Said:

    Where the fuck did she come from?

  10. Creeps lover, On April 6th, 2010 at 5:00 pm Said:

    Our house just shook. I was worried that would happen too-I actually slept with a flashlight next to my bed. XD The day before yesterday was worse, though.

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