JORDAN B writes via email:

Dear Mr. Gee: I can not find the answers to “The Chief Is Missing” on your website because i MUST know. . . .

Thank you for fearing and enjoying ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA! Lots of clues to the dollhouse murder mystery (page 128) are located in the READER’S GUIDE and on YOUTUBE.

Also, be sure to scan the tiny journal pages inside the front and back cover of the hardcover edition. Rest assured, it was all a horrific hoax in the name of science, and my next ghastly book will prove that I am un-deader than ever!

13-05-2009 8:00 pm by Joshua Gee

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The Associated Press: Woman finds ‘Twilight’ sequel script in trash.

Oh, no! Now, everybody’s going to know how it ends! Well, everybody who hasn’t already read NEW MOON. Which is an increasingly small and isolated group of people, if Hot Topic sales are any indicator.

So, all in all, no biggie.

More fascinating is the fact that the woman actually returned it. . . .

12-05-2009 11:43 am by Joshua Gee

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If you’re looking for a science fair project, look no further than the Rube Goldbergian mind-blower below. The makers claim:

There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film. Everything you see really happened in real time, exactly as you see it. The film took 606 takes. On the first 605 takes, something, usually very minor, didn’t work. They would then have to set the whole thing up again.

07-05-2009 11:52 am by Joshua Gee

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All month long, a single haunting question: How can the new STAR TREK movie possibly be as cool as everybody says it is?

Finally, the answer! This is how:

Is STAR TREK suddenly cool? YES! Photographic proof above.

06-05-2009 3:02 pm by Joshua Gee

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05-05-2009 11:54 am by Joshua Gee

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