MADDEN FOOTBALL CURSE: NEXT VICTIMS ANNOUNCED!

EA Sports has announced the next victims athletes to be featured on the cover of the wildly popular MADDEN NFL video game. Condolences Congratulations to the two NFL superstars: some guy named Larry Fitzgerald and some guy named Troy Polamalu!

Fans of ENCYCLOPEDIA HORRIFICA (p. 122, “NO FAIR!”) might recall that this is probably somewhat of a mixed blessing for the two gentlemen. A fearsome fate has befallen the overwhelming majority of athletes featured on the cover of MADDEN NFL.

MADDEN NFL: Coincidence . . . or CURSE?

MADDEN NFL: Coincidence . . . or CURSE?

28-04-2009 3:13 pm by Joshua Gee

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PROOF OF MASSIVE SEA MONSTER SMACKDOWN VIA SUPER-COOL ANIMATION!

Meet the ancient sea monster known as “Predator X.” His jaws could crush a car if he were alive today. (And if cars could swim…)

Alas, the sound below is slightly lacking. But surely the creature between the jaws of “Predator X” is saying “ouch,” agreed?

25-04-2009 3:00 am by Joshua Gee

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CHOPPY SKIES AHEAD: MYSTERIOUS BOOMS & FIREBALLS ACROSS U.S.

In recent months, a wave of unusual sights and sounds have made headlines in Italy & Kentucky, Georgia, and the eastern U.S. seaboard.

What might they be?

24-04-2009 2:00 am by Joshua Gee

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ALIENS HAVE VISITED EARTH? “YUP!” SAYS FORMER ASTRONAUT.

Former NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell told the National Press Club that he believes the U.S. government is covering up the truth about UFOs and aliens.

In his own words:

“Our destiny, in my opinion, and we might as well get started with it, is [to] become a part of the planetary community. … We should be ready to reach out beyond our planet and beyond our solar system to find out what is really going on out there.”

If Mr. Mitchell wishes to become the first exopolitical Ambassador from Earth, THE FEARSEEKER FILES will gladly and enthusiastically endorse his campaign.

exopolitics

23-04-2009 8:13 pm by Joshua Gee

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VIDEO GREETINGS FROM THE GETTYSBURG GHOSTS!

Many professional ghost hunters say Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, is the most haunted place in America. Not everyone agrees. After all, not everyone believes in ghosts!
Well, the eerie specters in this video don’t need you to believe in them. They’re scary no matter what.
If they’re real, that is.
What do you think?


~ This Message Is DEADicated to CORNERSTONE MAN & TAYLORE. ~

16-04-2009 2:21 am by Joshua Gee

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ZOMBIE ATTACK! WORLD’S SCARIEST TRAFFIC SIGN IN TEXAS.

From IGN: College pranksters recently hacked into a traffic sign and changed the warning message to “Caution! Zombies Ahead” and “Nazi Zombies! Run!!!”

Geeky question for gamers: Do you supposed said pranksters were inspired by the (highly inspiring) Nazi Zombie bonus level in CALL OF DUTY: WORLD AT WAR?


Traffic Sign of the Apocalypse in Austin, Texas

Traffic Sign of the Apocalypse in Austin, Texas

13-04-2009 7:14 pm by Joshua Gee

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