MAILBAG: “am i a vampire?”

DARTHADAM10 writes:

I am very pale and have sharp teeth but I am not affected by garlic but i do act like a vampire and my pals call me the class vampire am i a vampire?

No, you are not a vampire. Judging solely by the data provided, you are a next-gen super-nosferatu. How else to explain your extraordinary defenses against garlic? If there are others like you, I pray that your numbers are few, super-nosferatu.

08-03-2009 11:42 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (875)

875 Responses to “MAILBAG: “am i a vampire?””

  1. True. Who knows how many people are desendents of vampires or are vampires? You’ll never know.

  2. The evolution theory that you have is the same thing I’ve been thinking about for years. If other animals evolved, why not vampires? I mean, in the past their ‘weaknesses’ were probably more concentrated than they are now.

  3. Vampires do exist but what is it with people now a days all of a sudden convinced to be vamps? I’m not discriminating against anyone or saying anyone’s lying, but I mean think about it, a few centuries (if not decades) ago, people would think someone who ‘pretended’ they were a vamp was probably seen as a ‘weirdo’ or a ‘threat’ to society. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with this but when it goes to the point that people go to other ‘humans’ to have their ‘energy drink’, I’d be worried. Modern vampires would be completely immune to garlic if you ask me, sort of like an evolution the vampire body would make after years of being hauled away with the scent of garlic.
    Having the visuals of a vampire, I would say, doesn’t really make you one. Do it?
    I wear glasses and I’ve got to wear transitions, my eyes are very sensitive to the sun. I’m tan (absolutely no Italian ancestors, just probably French and Spanish), the taste of blood is quite satisfying to me, I take my blood sometimes and my boyfriends at times. It’s not the way you look, it’s the way you want to be, no?

  4. Lol I have those same characteristics as well (except the Italian ancestors ^^). Hmm I wonder if we’re hybrids or something? Well I’m the only one in my family that’s way though.

  5. I’m a lot like a vampire. My eyes are extremely
    sensitive to the sun. I can feel the extreme heat of it on my skin, but I don’t get sunburn (probably because my Italian ancestors.) Garlic doesn’t bother me, but I do crave blood and when I drink blood (not someone elses, just my own from the bad scratches my cat gives me) I feel stronger. I also have fairly sharp fangs. I’m not the only one who thinks so apparently. Some of my class mates call me “vampire girl.” They’re trying to get on my nerves, but I take it as a compliment. I don’t know if the stake through the heart theory is true because I’ve never tried it and I don’t plan to in the future.

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