MAILBAG: “am i a vampire?”

DARTHADAM10 writes:

I am very pale and have sharp teeth but I am not affected by garlic but i do act like a vampire and my pals call me the class vampire am i a vampire?

No, you are not a vampire. Judging solely by the data provided, you are a next-gen super-nosferatu. How else to explain your extraordinary defenses against garlic? If there are others like you, I pray that your numbers are few, super-nosferatu.

08-03-2009 11:42 am by Joshua Gee

COMMENTS (875)

875 Responses to “MAILBAG: “am i a vampire?””

  1. I just checked out the spam site on it’s name and I fucking cracked up, you gotta see it.

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  3. you don’t count! Then again, neither do I…..

  4. I’m an insomniac, so I DO remember things after midnight.

  5. maybe you were just sleepwalking. And No duh you can’t remember anything after midnight. THAT’s WHEN YOUREASLEEP, RETARD. WHY DOES NOBODY GET THIS!?
    I swear, just because you can’t remember anything after midnight doesn’t mean you’re a lycan! For pete’s sake, doesn’t anybody have common sense these days!?

  6. Omg! I’m soo confused right now! I wake up full and i can’t EVER remember anything after midnight. Ohh and my school had a camp and on EVERY NIGHT NO JOKE THERE WAS A FULLMOON AND PEOPLE IN MY DORM WOULD HEAR SOMEONE GETTING OUT OF THEIR BEDS AND OPENING UP THE DOOR BUT WERE TOO SCARED TO GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!! They say it was me cause i was the only 1 on the side closest to the door. thats were the the noise was coming from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!

  7. Chris, try Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, or M is for Magic, same author.

  8. Okay. Cool.

  9. Check my site in about five minutes, I’ll have an update.

  10. Check my asite in about five minutes, I’ll have an update.

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